How mad I am? There is a HORRIBLE, UGLY, REPULSIVE brick couch which turned up this morning. The cat which sits on it is just disturbing. It also squashed Misty my cat and my exquisite purple flowers. I am furious! I am like a fire which never dies out! Though, there is a good part about it. It has somehow grown this beautiful, tangled vine. It really adds a spark to my garden. I have decided to go and have my tea out on this strange couch. It would be good for my back. Wait. AAHHHHH! I’m TURNING TO BRICK!