I arrived at the edge of the Amazon forest in Peru this is where the ancient map said to come. This was going to be My Ultimate Adventure to find the temple of Peru. After the first day I had already had an encounter with two snakes and a jaguar. I made camp next to a rocky cliff with a small tree hanging over. After about two hours I decided to go to sleep.When I woke that morning I was shaking all over my body and couldn't move. I was bleeding from my ears and mouth. I realised I had severe malaria.
This story is about a man. He is really, really fat. But he was ashamed of his size and had been on a diet for two months and had lost 213 kgs. He had a group of bodyguards to stop him from eating fatty food. One day he was walking down the street with his bodyguards and as they turned the corner John saw a KFC. He tore off his shirt and sprinted through the wall of the building and ate every crumb of food and the workers. The S.W.A.T was called in as he was eating the building and was erased.
I was riding carefully through the slimy stinking sewer pipes on my galloping horse. Dodging the small rusted pipes on the floor. I heard the screaming roar of the giant slimy green sewer monster chasing me. Suddenly my horse tripped on some pipes. I fell off my horse and swam to the other side of the sewer where there was a small rusty ladder. I heard a small growl and a massive dark shadow appeared on the cracked wall next to me. With my body as stiff as a stick I slowly turned around to see an massive overweight orange cow that mooed at me!
We arrived at the airport I was really excited. My family and I were going to South America for a holiday. We got to some sort of counter and and our luggage was taken along a conveyer belt and was taken to our plane. Then we went to our boarding gate and went into our plane then found our seats. I put on my seatbelt and after about ten minutes the plane took off. After a while I heard a screaming bang. Then when I looked out the plane window I saw the plane wing rip of the plane with a roar! I woke up on an island...
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