Tonight my friend and I decided to go out the side of my house to the woods. I am not scared of anything not even the movie Creepy Eyeballs 2. I started creeping out of my house towards the woods. There was a box in the middle of the woods and she decided to open it. She carefully opened the box and did it slowly so as she lifted the lid she could slam it quickly, but she was too late. A swarm of bats came out and lifted her in the air. I never want to see something scary again. I hate scary movies now.
I’m out today to collect my bird seeds for my wonderful pet parakeet and I decide for a treat today I will get the Xtra Large Scrumptious Bird Seed™. But on the way home I get attacked by a giant chicken called Xtra Large Scrumptious Bird Seed Lover. He charges at me. He goes straight for the food and knocks it from my hand shoving his head straight into the bag and devouring it in a few gulps. It poured down her giant feathery gob. She had black feathers with giant sharp spurs on her feet. Then she ate me.
I went to the lolly shop called Ray Jay’s lollies. All the kids like about it because of one lolly called the Lemon Lime gobstopper. Everybody RAVES about this gobbstopper. I got closer and as I turned the corner, there it was in all its glory - the great Lemon Lime gobbstopper. In all its glory. I had just the right amount of money. I had saved up for months. I got the lolly waiting for the first suck. I extended my tongue and touched it to the great Lemon Lime lolly… It turns out the kids were just pulling my leg. It tasted AWFUL!!!
One time a really strange guy came up to me. He said, “You want to see something really cool?” I said, “Sure, as long as I’m not late leaving for America.” So he took me to an alleyway and showed me a hidden cage. He took a sledge hammer and smashed the cage open and a blue orangatang came out! He chased me around the alleyway and I took off. I boarded a plane and thought it was safe. Then when I looked out of the plane window, I saw him hanging on the outside. I was scared. I stayed on the plane and he did not find me.
Today I was playing on the beach with my friend Dude and Dude noticed a cave up on a hill to the left. There was sand all around the base that curved up to a gigantic cave with a gaping mouth, the blackness seemed infinite. I said we should take our torches and go explore the cave. We went inside. The rock obelisks seemed to go on forever. All of a sudden our lights started to sputter and went out. The silence was deafening. We decided to try and go back so I reached out to the wall. But what I touched wasn’t wall.
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May 2015
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